The First Church of Meatology

Welcome OT, TCM ,and Hurricane Katrina refugees

Meaty Portion — Sat, 03 May 2008 03:46:40 GMT

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afternoon gents

atemi-jutsu — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:50:51 GMT

official minister of sexism and the pimp hand, and steroid bouncer of the 'first' church of meatology reporting for duties.

I come to worship

Agent Orange — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:02:30 GMT

hello all fellow Meatologist.

Stop lurking, guests.

Meaty Portion — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:24:16 GMT

Fuck Sherdog

Meaty Portion — Wed, 07 May 2008 01:18:42 GMT

QFT

All Hail The Newly Appointed Exalted Low Poobah....

KnockoutsGalore — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 05:53:23 GMT

Yeah Bitches!! Poobah Bathroom here I come...

Pizzoast your FCoM title and rank

Meaty Portion — Sun, 04 May 2008 16:58:23 GMT

Pizzoast it here and I'll edit your custom text.

I has arrived

mantecabros — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:26:24 GMT

fuck you

Everclear..............

ArmySuperman — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 04:14:23 GMT

when you absolutely have to get so drunk you wont remember fucking that pig in the morning...........

Hopalicious

Meaty Portion — Wed, 02 Apr 2008 15:11:04 GMT

Made by Ale Asylum right here in Madison, WI. It's quickly taking the city by storm and I've seen bars run out and be dry for a couple of days before the next delivery comes in.

Not bitter, full and hoppy, great head.

Robster Craws

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:10:10 GMT

Plans this week NSFW

me_metoo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:58:56 GMT

This is what I plan on doing to all your mothers, sisters ,ands wives.

Fellow Worshippers

jscalise — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 23:13:28 GMT

I come to worship the Meatiest of the meaty...

The SD OT is dead; Long live Meatology and TCM!

Meaty Portion — Wed, 16 Apr 2008 14:38:54 GMT

Discuss.

I'm going to get banned from SD

Doug Funny — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 20:55:02 GMT

discuss.

The official "make Civilservant I readily gobble cock her tits" thread

Meaty Portion — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 23:36:57 GMT

Well?

W/W Discussion

Piranesi — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 05:46:42 GMT

Let the meeting begin.

Small image but still classic TEABAG

Depthcharge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 08:02:38 GMT

And they sounded the battlecry...."Nuts on yo' chin!"

Meatology Absinthe video

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:12:45 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NIItzBDRrY&feature=related

The Meatology Mojito

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:09:24 GMT

I have deigned to show you the Meatology approved way of making a Mojito. Sure, some douchebags probably drink them because Ernest Hemingway preferred them but if you're going to copy his lifestyle just skip to his last trend.

Anyway, on to Mojito-Makin'!

Step 1: Get your cheap ass down to the store and buy these ingredients

750ml Light Rum

2 liter Club Soda

1 liter lime juice

1 lime

1 orange

Sugar in some form or another (I use cubes)

Fresh mint leaves (at least ...

Beer of the month

me_metoo — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:22:22 GMT

Heads up on this. If your into small breweries from across the nation this a good idea. My wife got it for me last year for my B-day. It's not cheap, but they send you a 12 pk a month with different beers from small breweries around the U.S. for $30.00 or so bucks.

http://www.beermonthclub.com/

Anyone know of anything similar I readily gobble cock it here.

The good stuff

gumbydust — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:04:03 GMT

Walrus Blubber FTW

Meaty Portion — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:53:46 GMT

The best meat

Depthcharge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:43:16 GMT

Bison is the best meat. Deer comes in a close second followed by Cow.

What animal is the tastiest?

All hail the Butcher!

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:19:35 GMT

Sierra Nevada

Depthcharge — Sat, 29 Mar 2008 10:07:19 GMT

is what i;'m drinking right now. I almost had hooked up with a fiery redhead thats engaged but my top head had control tonight and i made the respectful decision.

As i drink this tastey pale ale i wonder if i made the right decision.

Oh yeah, the beer tastes likes citrus, grapefruit. Drink and drink drink drink dirnk.

This forum has AIDS

Capt Ramius — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:24:20 GMT

For I have arrived.

mmmmmm BOOBIES!

Depthcharge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:54:33 GMT

Assimilation!

Depthcharge — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:40:00 GMT

Spreadeth your knowledge and skill of meat to many a womens!

Broads are awesome

Civilservant — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:23:00 GMT

discuss the myriad of ways that females have ample busoms, ripe asses, etc.

you fuckers owe me.

Sushi (food to gross out the women with)

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 19:12:48 GMT

Grammy for sure

gumbydust — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:53:32 GMT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YywM0l7UgM

And speaking of Grammy's... I'll cock gobble the owners of post's two and three....

What the fuck is this bullshit?

me_metoo — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:13:21 GMT

http://kvolcom.forumakers.com/ot-f4/all-hail-the-reformed-kvolcom-church-of-meatology-t148.htm

You gotta do something about that shit.

Kyuss thread

Meaty Portion — Mon, 17 Mar 2008 22:23:06 GMT

hi im new here....................

ArmySuperman — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:57:21 GMT

Coors Light...

Meaty Portion — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 20:20:28 GMT

is utter shit.

Discuss.

Tyra Banks makes models wear raw meat

Meaty Portion — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 18:31:18 GMT

http://www.dlisted.com/node/24538

baddest man on da planet.

heathenos — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:42:21 GMT

kvolcom to say.

heathenos — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:09:25 GMT

Andy Wang > Fedor.

So now I come to you with open arms.

KILLemALL — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:31:35 GMT

welcome me

I start this off.

Demon Cobras — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:56:36 GMT

I got head in the chicks restroom at a big hick bar here in town, fun times.

The Bishop Return.....eth

KnockoutsGalore — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 03:20:23 GMT

Hello fellow church members and All Hail the rebirth of our church... I look forward to seeing you all again...

Old drunk video

Meaty Portion — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:08:56 GMT

Johnny Walker Blue

Meaty Portion — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:38:20 GMT

It's great. Serve it in a Brandy snifter and away you go.

Loves Me Some Gin!

bobby boucher — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 02:31:28 GMT

Beef Eater or Tanqueray dry martinis, shaken with splash of Vermouth.

remember the old days here at meatology.

heathenos — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 06:02:30 GMT

remember all the good times before all the good posters got banned?

now we have all these newbs running around acting like their shit don't stank.

Flying Dog thread

me_metoo — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:36:43 GMT

Soem good shit

Irish Music Thread

Meaty Portion — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:22:13 GMT

Deicide thread

Meaty Portion — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:20:51 GMT

Fuck you!!!!!

mantecabros — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:35:49 GMT

I'm here bitches.